HAPPY HOUR • DINNER • BRUNCH MENUS

JOLLY HOUR (4pm-8pm MON-SAT  ---  4pm-2am SUNDAY)

JOLLY HOUR

(4pm-8pm MON-SAT  ---  4pm-2am SUNDAY)

CHOW

$3

kim chee & brown rice

lentils & brown rice*

house cut fries

caesar salad**

 

$4

taquitos (3) (shredded pork & salsa verde)

chicken satay (2)

fondu fries*

nate's chicken (crispy-fried boneless chicken dipped in honey-buffalo sauce)

 

$5

2 pulled pork sliders (house pickle, dijon)

2 burger sliders (aged chedda', house pickle, garlic aioli)

2 buffalo chicken sliders (nate's chicken, bleu cheese, lettuce)

2 meatloaf sliders (garlic aioli, peppadew relish)

2 meatball sliders (homemade meatballs, marinara, parm)

luke's bowl (lentils, brown rice, bbq pulled pork)

 

CHUG

$1 OFF

all drafts 

$3

daily sangria

$4

house red & white wine

$4

old couple (old german tall boy & shot of old crow bourbon)

$5

16 oz. mason jar

 

*fer the non-carnivores 

**contains raw egg

ONE DRINK MINIMUM ENFORCED

NO SUBSTITUTIONS PLEASE

DINE-IN ONLY

FULL MENU (served 4pm-2am errday)

FULL MENU

(served 4pm-2am errday)

DRANKS


MASONS       sissy (16oz) $6      FATTY (32oz) $9

CHIMNEY SWIFT (sweet)

peach sweet tea infused vodka, lemon, amarena cherry syrup

BITCHY PARROT (spicy!!!)

flamed clementine habanero infused tequila, lime, pineapple, fresh oj, rock salt

GUILTY SPARROW (sour)

citrus vodka, grapefruit, lemon, lemongrass, house limoncillo

TOPLESS ROBIN (fruity)

ginger-lemongrass infused vodka, citrus fruit, apricot brandy

STONED FINCH (refreshing)

cucumber infused vodka, lime, basil, cucumber, house elderflower syrup

KENTUCKY BLACKBIRD (boozy)

bourbon, lemon, mint, peach bitters, house peach syrup

SEASONAL JAR (daring)

gots to be here to know

FANCY SHIT FER FANCY FOLK

SAZERAC $8

rye whiskey, raw sugar, peychaud bitters, herbsaint rinse,  flamed orange zest

 POES MANHATTAN $8

cardamom-apple infused bourbon, jalapeno-rum honey, apricot nectar, aged old-fashioned bitters, apricot           

 PA'S SODA POP $8

vanilla bean & maple infused bourbon, homemade fireball, not your father’s root beer, bourbon whip, bacon dust

MOMMA'S ME TIME $8

raspberry-chamomile infused gin, fresh pressed cran, lavender bitters, lemon, draft cider

 BEERGAHRITA $8

milagros blanco tequila, fresh lime, triple sec, rock salt, tecate

MICHELADA $8

garden vegetable infused tequila, dylon’s black out spice, fresh lime, chili-salt rim, tecate

 

 

daddy's milk

8 ROTATING TAPS, A GANG OF TALL CANS, A BUNCH OF BOTTLES

come in and look dummy

 

EATS

 

 

BEGINNINGS


SWIFT taquitos (5) $8

shredded pork, corn tortillas, onion, cilantro, cotija, salsa verde

CIVICHE lettuce wraps $8

bay shrimp civiche, red onion, cucumber, celery, house cocktail sauce, butter lettuce

SPRING rolls $8

cabbage, carrot, scallion, hand-rolled, fried served with tangy hoisin & sweet thai-chili sauce

CHICKEN satay (4) $8

thai marinated chicken, spicy peanut sauce

 FONDU fries* $8

house cut fries flooded with creamy fondu

BUNS 

served with house cut fries

sub side caesar salad fer $1


SWIFT b.l.t. $10

house cured bacon, house slaw, lettuce, tomato, texas toast                                                                                                             +add fried farm egg $2

BBQ pulled pork sandwich $10

slow-cooked pulled pork, honey bbq sauce, house slaw, dijon

 SWIFT burger $10

2 patties, memphis relish, chedda’, lettuce, tomato, rosemary bun                                                                                                           + house kim chee (damn good!) $2

 PESTO sandwich $10

roasted turkey, clyde’s pesto, chedda’, 2 farm eggs, sourdough, served hawt!

BOWLS

ADD ANY OF THE FOLLOWING TO YOUR BOWL

• house kim chee (soooooooo good!) $2     •2 fried farm eggs $2     •shredded bbq pork $3     •grilled shrimp $4                   •nate’s chicken $4     •herbed grilled chicken $4


MACARONI & cheese $10

cheddar & bleu cheese, house cured bacon, shallot

VEGGIE mac $10

cheddar & bleu cheese, sautéed mushrooms & broccolini, shallot

SEASONAL bowl* $10

brown rice, red beans, broccolini, tillamook chedda’, fried onions

LUNA'S salad $12

spring mix, blueberry vinaigrette, almonds, manchego cheese, fresh blackberries

 CAESAR salad** $10

romaine, parmesan, croutons, creamy caesar dressing

 

ENTREES


STEAK $15

chimichurri sauce, roasted potatoes, mixed vegetables

SPAGHETTI & meatballs $12

spaghetti, house marinara sauce, meatballs, parmesan

MEATLOAF $12

homemade meatloaf, peppadew relish, served with dill smashed potatoes & collard greens

NATE'S chicken $12

organic draper valley chicken breast, crispy-fried and dipped in honey-buffalo sauce served with house-cut fries

SWIFT fajitas $12

CHOOSE: chicken, steak, shrimp or vegetarian*. lettuce, tomato, cotija, salsa verde, sour cream, tortilla

 

LOADED POTATO $10

choose one


#1 HOUSE
nate's chicken, house buffalo sauce, bleu cheese vinaigrette, scallions

#2 VEGGIE*
roasted brussel sprouts, fondu cheese, scallions

#3  CLASSIC

butter, sour cream, chedda’, house-cured bacon, scallions

SIDES 


solo $4 or plate of 3 for $10

+dill smashed potatoes*
+brussel sprouts*
+creamy polenta*
+collard greens*
+kim chee
+herb roasted potatoes*
+house-cut fries*
+sauteed broccolini*
+roasted cauliflower*
+lentils*

 

DESSERT


CHOCOLATE mousse                                                $8

mint pots de creme, strawberry infused whip, in a flute

 


*fer the non-carnivores

**contains raw egg

HUNGOVER BRUNCH (SAT & SUN 9am - 3pm) *no reservations

HUNGOVER BRUNCH

(SAT & SUN 9am - 3pm) *no reservations

HUNGOVER BRUNCH

grub

SKINNY BREAKFAST $8

1/2 grapefruit, hard-boiled egg, chef's cheese selections, toast

THE BASICS $10

two farm eggs, roasted potatoes, choice of roasted turkey, smoked ham, bacon, or country sausage

(choice of house biscuit or toast)

DAILY SCRAMBLE SPECIAL $9

check in with your highly knowledgeable waitstaff or the beautifully designed specials board

(choice of house biscuit or toast)

THE BIG BURRITO $9

scrambled eggs, chorizo sausage, chedda‘, house cut fries, shallots, bell peppers, spinach (all inside)

served with salsa verde & sour cream

+ smother it with country gravy fer $2

BISCUITS & GRAVY half $4 --- full $8

two fluffy house biscuits drowned in country sausage gravy +two farm eggs add $2FARMER’S BREAKFAST $10

house cured bacon, onions, roasted brussel sprouts, grits, 2 farm eggs your way

FARMER'S BREAKFAST $10

house cured bacon, onions, roasted brussel sprouts, grits, and 2 farm eggs your way

SWIFT BENEDICT $11

house biscuits, fried farm eggs, BBQ pulled pork, collard greens, hollandaise

HUEVOS RANCHEROS $10

tortillas, chorizo sausage, eggs, red beans, salsa verde, cotija cheese, lime creme fraiche

CHICKEN FRIED PORK $10

pork schnitzel, farm eggs, smothered in country gravy, served with roasted potatoes

MONTE CRISTO $12

three dredged bricohe layers stacked with roasted turkey, cream cheese cranberry compote,

powdered suga’ & house syrup, served with herb roasted potatoes

SWEETIE WAFFLES $8  

classic waffles, seasonal berries, cranberry compote

FRENCHIE TOAST $8

challah loaves with seasonal berries and house syrup (peanut butter upon request)

SWIFT B.L.T. $10

house cured bacon, house slaw, lettuce, tomato, with house cut fries +add fried egg fer $1

CAESAR SALAD $9

romaine, parmesan, croutons, creamy caesar dressing

+ add herb-grilled chicken fer $4

SIDES

farm egg $1     sour cream & salsa verde $1     house biscuit $2     house toast $2     

sausage gravy $2    smoked ham $3     country sausage $3     house-cured bacon $3

roasted turkey $3     house-cut french fries $3     herb-roasted potatoes $3     chedda' grits $3

brussel sprouts $4      seasonal fruit $4

dranks

MIMOSA BUCKET $12

bottle of bubbles + bottle of your choice juice (OJ or P.O.G.)

+ make it a rim job (add POP ROCKS) $1 per glass

DAILY MIMOSA SPECIAL $6

ask your extremely knowledgeable server or check the specials board

MIMOSA $6

bubbles + your choice juice (OJ or P.O.G.)

BEERGAHRITA

milagros blanco tequila, triple sec, fresh lime, tecate, rock salt

PA'S SODA POP $8

vanilla bean & maple infused bourbon, homemade fireball, not your father’s root beer, bourbon whip, bacon dust

MOMMA'S ME TIME $8

raspberry-chamomile infused gin, fresh pressed cran, lavender bitters, lemon, cider

MICHELADA $8

garden vegetable infused tequila, dylon’s black out spice, fresh lime, chili-salt rim, tecate

OLD COUPLE

OLD german pounder + shot of OLD crow bourbon

MASONS AVAILABLE FOR BRUNCH (16oz) $6 (32oz) $8

see regular menu